Monday, January 21, 2013

FERDINAND WAITITU’s FIVE minutes of FAME……..Citizen TV





Sunday, January 21, 2013 – Last night on Citizen TV’s Sunday Live with Julie Gichuru, Nairobi governorship TNA aspirant Ferdinand Waititu and ODM’s Evans Kidero were hosted for a debate.

During the interview, Kidero looked like a proud and arrogant man with Waititu who carries the hooliganism attitude seemingly composed and humble. At one point Kidero argued that Nairobi people do not need a stone thrower for a governor.

After the interview Kenyans vented their humor on social media and Waititu trended on twitter.

 Below are some of the best jokes about Kidero and Waititu from social media:

Dr. Kidero : It's an Honour to meet you sir.

Waititu:Infact.

Dr. Kidero: How did it feel being emancipated from literal hurdles and then winning the primaries?

Waititu : Wacha tu,hata usiseme

Dr. Kidero : I expect imense competition and tremendous opposition from your cohorts Mr. Wititu. Do you hold synonical sentiments?

Waititu : Ushasema boss!

Dr. Kidero : Wow,cant wait to witness the masses enumerate this whole scenario and put it down in black and white.........(Waititu Interrupts...)

Waititu: Hata Julie Gichuru anatuita,tuvuke stage



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Did waititu just say that
criminals 'beat corners'? (Kuhura kona)... on national TV
hahaha!!


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Kideroh hata kama.stop embarrasin n schooling Clifford on National Tv. U making that nigga wanna pull embakassi styro on u.lol


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I like the way Waititu starts the answer to every question with..."First & foremost"... na ni swali la kumi.


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Waititu:We need to get rid of ethono,mithini,enithi,ethini....
Julie:Ethnicity? Waititu:yes that one!!" 

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PLO LUMUMBA: incendious blows descended upon my torso
WAITITU: shwa shwa shwa 

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PLO LUMUMBA: i serruptiously instigated a navigation round the bearings.
WAITITU: i beat a corner”. <--- hi="hi" span="span" ti="ti">

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I think Waititu and Jimnah shud just form a coalition. Jimnah will handle the office work and Waititu can handle the fieldwork."


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Julie gichuru to waititu: what wil u do to stem out corruption in nbi county?
Watitu: i will leave no stone unturned

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on the bright side, waititu didn't assault kidero...yet? 


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Kidero: I was born in Nairobi, went to UoN, i was in South Africa... Waititu: Today in the morning at 10am I was in Kayole.... 


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Waititu has just Written "Baba Yao For Gafanah" On Kidero's Car. 


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Kweli waititu ni Barber yao, amenyoa evans kidero bila maji." 


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"A thief disappears after beating a corner" ONLY #Waititu has the power to say that LOL. 


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Waititu made Kidero look arrogant. Aint easy discussing issues with some1 who doesn't get them! 


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Waititu has ordered all his graffiti to be cleaned. halafu zianze na "First and foremost"" 


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Too many political analysts on the TL You would think Mutahi Ngunyi laid eggs on the TL


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INTERVIEWER:Waititu Did u fail an English exam?
WAITITU:Who telled you??!! That's Unpossible!!! I passed horribly!!! hahahahahaha 

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Waititu might clean the Graffiti on the city walls then put more graffiti saying "This wall was cleaned by Waititu"... Expect anything. 


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Ati Kidero said "GDP of Nairobi will go up" and Waititu was like " Hata hiyo chama ya GDP tutaishinda Ebakasi styro" 

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The Kenyan DAILY POST

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