KENYANS ARE EVER CRAZY!!!!!!!! ROR
ATI WHY KENYANS DID NOT REGISTERING AS VOTERS.?
ATI WHY KENYANS DID NOT REGISTERING AS VOTERS.?
LETS EXPLORE THE REASONS from various parts of Kenya.
KISUMU VOTERS= We thought they would create an Iphone/iPad App for registering online....You don’t expect Us to burn fuel driving to a registration centres..
MOMBASA Voters= They wake up at 10am, have breakfast til Midday, start preparing lunch at 1pm, lunch is ready by 3pm. We start eating. Lunch is over by 4pm. We rest a bit. Its already 5.30pm! When do they REGISTER?!!
NAIROBI Voters= You wake up at 5am, Get stuck in traffic til 10am. U have to extend office work past 5.30pm. Get stuck in traffic AGAIN for 5 hours going home. When do they register??
MERU Voters= If they can bring the IEBC guys right in our Miraa farms, they could register like crazy!
MACHAKOS Voters= You wake Up at 5am to go looking for Water, Come back home at 8pm WITH NO WATER! Register, My a**!
EMBU Voters= People ARE REGISTERING?? WHERE?? For WHAT??
TURKANA Voters= We are in KENYA??!! Oh, tell Us about it!
WESTERN Voters= Its Bull- fighting season, duh?!! So, Me, WAFULA, Leave a Bull- fighting arena to go register?? Nikka (Nigga) preeeeéese!
KALENJIN Voters= Everyone who is eligible to vote among them is busy training for a marathon!
NYERI Voters= They start domestic violence every 8pm at night! And IT NEVER ENDS! So, basically, they r too busy fighting to go register!
GARISSA Voters= 5 YEARS ALREADY OVER?? God! We thought its 2010 !!!
Gani ingine?
KISUMU VOTERS= We thought they would create an Iphone/iPad App for registering online....You don’t expect Us to burn fuel driving to a registration centres..
MOMBASA Voters= They wake up at 10am, have breakfast til Midday, start preparing lunch at 1pm, lunch is ready by 3pm. We start eating. Lunch is over by 4pm. We rest a bit. Its already 5.30pm! When do they REGISTER?!!
NAIROBI Voters= You wake up at 5am, Get stuck in traffic til 10am. U have to extend office work past 5.30pm. Get stuck in traffic AGAIN for 5 hours going home. When do they register??
MERU Voters= If they can bring the IEBC guys right in our Miraa farms, they could register like crazy!
MACHAKOS Voters= You wake Up at 5am to go looking for Water, Come back home at 8pm WITH NO WATER! Register, My a**!
EMBU Voters= People ARE REGISTERING?? WHERE?? For WHAT??
TURKANA Voters= We are in KENYA??!! Oh, tell Us about it!
WESTERN Voters= Its Bull- fighting season, duh?!! So, Me, WAFULA, Leave a Bull- fighting arena to go register?? Nikka (Nigga) preeeeéese!
KALENJIN Voters= Everyone who is eligible to vote among them is busy training for a marathon!
NYERI Voters= They start domestic violence every 8pm at night! And IT NEVER ENDS! So, basically, they r too busy fighting to go register!
GARISSA Voters= 5 YEARS ALREADY OVER?? God! We thought its 2010 !!!
Gani ingine?
smian
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